If you are in a war, start by throwing small pumpkins at the enemy. It'll make them think about how stupid war is...and while they are thinking, you can throw a frag grenade at them.
-Edited from the 'Infantryman's Uplifting Primer'
Es gehört zu den allgemeinen Regeln des Humors, dass von einer durch eine Explosion weggefegten Person einzig die rauchenden Schuhe stehen bleiben.
If you are in a war, start by throwing small pumpkins at the enemy. It'll make them think about how stupid war is...and while they are thinking, you can throw a frag grenade at them.
-Edited from the 'Infantryman's Uplifting Primer'
Es gehört zu den allgemeinen Regeln des Humors, dass von einer durch eine Explosion weggefegten Person einzig die rauchenden Schuhe stehen bleiben.
Es spukte mir gestern plötzlich im Kopf rum und will mich nun nicht mehr verlassen....
"realities and dreams... reality's not what it seems..."
"It seems only yesterday I used to believe
there was nothing under my skin but light.
If you cut me I could shine.
But now when I fall upon the sidewalks of life,
I skin my knees. I bleed."
You think having the upper hand
Means you've got to keep putting me down
But I've had too many stand-offs with you
It's about as much as I can stand
Just wait until the upper hand
Is mine...
One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Watch it drop
Making your heart stop
Just before you hit the floor
One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Missed your shot
Making your heart stop
You think you won